dingdongyouarewrong:

old enough to remember when smut was called ‘lemons’ but young enough that i had absolutely no business knowing that smut was called ‘lemons’ at the time 

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

Answer:

golden-th0ts:

looool why would u even think to say that

fraudds:

arguing with a fool makes two fools & that’s why I left u on read

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alexander:

(Source: twitter.com, via dailyhangover)

genericnonpornblog:

call your girlfriend ‘Daddy’ you fucking cowards

(via lionpriincess)

genericnonpornblog:

call your girlfriend ‘Daddy’ you fucking cowards

(via lionpriincess)

12-amu:

goth-mabel:

Fanfic written by 14-year-olds is so wild because they all think “smirk” is just a fancy word for smile so every serious romantic scene comes out looking like

Are you implying I don’t look like this when I’m trying to be romantic

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

ohsosharky:

You don’t know me until you stayed up till 4 A.M with me

(via joshpeck)